50 Funny Food Jokes to Share With Both Adults and Kids
Dad jokes are often super cheesy, corny jokes that make us smile, no matter how cringy they can sometimes be. Speaking of corn and cheese, food makes for some very funny (and silly) joke material. You've probably heard of the cantaloupe who couldn't get married on such short notice. Why? She can't elope. Or how about the fruit that was busy on a Friday night? Why? He had a date. If you consider these antics top-tier comedy, then you'll definitely have to bring these funny food jokes to the dinner table.
Some of the best family moments come from sharing silly stories or kid jokes that make the whole gang laugh. They don't have to be well thought-out or even very long, but the right combination of words and phrases has the potential for side-splitting jokes that the kids can't wait to share with friends the next day. Laughter builds memories.
These 50 funny food jokes and punny one-liners (that are clean enough for kids and adults alike) will give you something to laugh about, whether you're on a road trip, waiting in a checkout line, or simply sharing a meal with the family because anytime is a good time for a little bit of comedy.
Top Food Jokes
Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Nacho Cheese!
Q: Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke? A: It might crack up.
Q: Why did the banana go to the doctor? A: He wasn't peeling well.
Q: What did the vegetable say to its love? A: I love you from my head to-ma-toes!
Q: What do you give a sick lemon? Q: Lemon-aid.
Q: What did the baby corn say to its mom? A: Where's pop corn?
Q: Waiter, my soup tastes a little funny. A: Then why aren't you laughing at it?
Q: What do you call sad cheese? A: Blue cheese.
Q: What did Gouda say to Cheddar? A: You look sharp!
Q: What kind of nuts always have colds? A: Cashews.
Short Food Jokes
Q: Why was the cumber mad? A: Because it was in a pickle?
Q: Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road? A: Because he lost his juice.
Q: How do you fix a broken tomato? A: Tomato paste
Q: Did you hear the joke about the pizza? A: Never mind, it was too cheesy.
Q: What do blueberries do with a guitar? A: They form a jam band.
Q: What is a cow's favorite galaxy? A: The Milky Way.
Q: What is an elephant's favorite vegetable? A: Squash
Q: What is a frog's favorite food? A: French flies.
Q: What is a vampire's favorite food? A: A neck-tarine.
Q: How did you truly savor a hot dog? A: With relish.
Food Jokes for Kids
Q: What did the strawberry say to its crush? A: I'm berry fond of you.
Q: What did the fruit say to its friend? A: You're pretty grape.
Q: What did the bun do when his plans changed? A: He rolled with it.
Q: What do gingerbread men use to make their beds? A: Cookie sheets.
Q: What kind of table can you eat? A: A vegetable.
Q: What did the lettuce say to the celery? A: Quit stalking me.
Q: Waiter, will my pizza be long? A: No, it will be round!
Q: What did the hamburger name its daughter? A: Patty.
Q: What kind of school serves ice cream? A: Sunday school.
Q: How did the burger propose? A: With an onion ring.
Food Jokes for Adults
Q: Where did the broccoli go for a few drinks? A: The salad bar.
Q: Why was the peach sad? A: Because it couldn't get a date.
Q: Why are herbs so expensive? A: Because thyme is money.
Q: Why do cheeses never worry? A: Because everything is gonna brie alright.
Q: Why did the pepper shaker go to jail? A: For a-salt with a deadly weapon.
Green teas are very thankful. They love writing notes that say thank you very matcha.
Never make plans with a croissant. They're always flaky.
Q: Why do carbonated drinks like playing sports? A: They love to get fizzy-cal.
When it comes to eating sausage, I'm not a fan of the German kind. I think they're the wurst.
Q: Why don't lobsters donate to charity? A: They are shellfish.
Dessert Food Jokes
Q: What kind of dessert is always late? A: Choco-late.
Q: Why did the cookie cry? A: His mom was a wafer too long.
Q: Why did the donut go to the dentist? A: He needed a filling.
Q: What do you call a desert that loves to make jokes? A: A pun-kin pie.
Q: What do you call a sad brownie? A: A frownie.
Q: What is a ghost's favorite dessert? A: Boo-berry pie.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Gelato. Gelato who? Gelato going to share that dessert with me or what?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut forget to bring me my dessert.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ice cream. Ice cream who? Ice cream if you don’t let me have a dessert!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Honey. Honey who? Honey, can I have a dessert?
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