Time for a Nosy Deep Dive on 'Bachelorette' Contestant Jonathon Johnson
We ned to talk about Jonathon Johnson aka the man who showed up on The Bachelorette with his butt out in a hospital gown, covered in a face full of bandages, like some sort of "what you ordered vs. what you got" version of the Phantom of the Opera.
Jonathon did end up unmasking himself during the premiere, and it turns out he's a hot eligible bachelor from Los Angeles. Surprise! So, what else do we know about this man of brief mystery? All the details below, plus a buncha spoilers on how far he makes it on Jenn Tran's season of The Bachelorette!
He's a Creative Director
Huh. Did he creative direct his own Bachelorette intro? (If so, I have questions.) Anyway, Jonathon also seems really into fitness, which is really just an excuse for me to drop this important photo:
And this important photo:
He's a Major Romantic
At least according to ABC's increasingly horny bio writer, who gushed, "Jonathon is really something special. With his gorgeous smile, his entrepreneurial spirit, and a loyal heart, he has it all. Jonathon is just missing his partner by his side and is ready to meet the woman of his dreams. He’s a self-proclaimed romantic who says, 'I treat every girl the same way I would want to see my mother and sister treated.'"
Jonathon, if it doesn't work out with Jenn, hit up whoever wrote this ^.
He's Into Traveling
Hope Jenn is excited about racking up some frequent flyer miles because this self-proclaimed "medium king is "well traveled, spontaneous, and excited about the possibility of traveling the world with Jenn."
He Has a Very Specific List of Interests
Including but not limited to, ahem, listening to Post Malone, "checking out local escape rooms" (scared), and "playing lacrosse with his friends." He also wants to spend a year living in Hawaii and "would love to have lunch with Neil deGrasse Tyson to pick his brain."
Now that we've established that Jonathon is a living legend, we need to discuss how far he makes it on The Bachelorette. Spoilers after this important gif:
How Far Does Jonathon Make It?
All the way to overnight dates! Which is very exciting. Alas, spoiler sleuth Reality Steve reports that he's the first of Jenn's final 3 to be eliminated, leaving Devin Strader and Marcus Shoberg as her two finalists.
Who Wins, You Ask?
If you haven't already spoiled yourself, that'd be...Devin Strader! As Reality Steve put it, "Jenn is engaged to Devin." He added, "Now, last season I had it wrong for 3 months before it changed. So there’s nothing I can really say to make anyone believe this is how the show ends. Based on all the information I’ve received this season since filming ended, this is what I’m reporting the ending to be. No answer I give on 'how sure' I am will satisfy anyone who doesn’t want this to be the ending. So I don’t put any percentages on it or anything like that. It won’t matter. This is the info I have, so here you go."
Noted!!! Obviously Jonathon is a catch, so tbd on if he makes it to Bachelor in Paradise 2025 or even The Bachelor. Stay tuned!
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